PSE (Philippine Stock Exchange) Terms for Newbies

Joketime lang muna. Updated terminologies para sa mga newbies. v1.01 by Jethro Trogo

PSE (Philippine Stock Exchange) Terms for Newbies:

  • Technical Analysis – Kumuha ka ng sampung bulag tapos pagbasahin mo sila ng dyaryo at tanungin mo kung anong nangyayari sa bansa natin gayon. Parang ganun.
  • Fundamental Analysis – Analysis na ginagamit lang pag nakabili ka na ng marami dahil sa excitement at kinakabahan na baka biglang bumulusok pababa yung presyo
  • Streetsmarts – yung klase na magagamit mo para mabuhay sa kalye pag nalugi na lahat ng pera mo sa PSE.
  • McArthur Stock – mga stock na bumabagsak bago tumalbog sa mas mataas na presyo. “I shall return”
  • Sharon Stock – mga stock na sobrang bigat hindi na makagalaw sa charts.

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  • Delata – Stock na kahit ibaon mo ng 3 taone hindi nagbabago ang estado
  • Jockey – Okey na brand ng brief. Hindi mo makikita pero marami nitong madalas na nakapaligid sayo.
  • Bull Market – cycle ng stock market kung saan lahat ng hulanalysis e tama.
  • Bear Market – cycle ng stock market kungsaab lahat ng hulanalysis e tama “daw”.
  • ASM or Annual Stock Holder’s Meeting – libreng doughnuts at aircon pampalubag loob sa lugi mong stocks.
  • Long term investment – term na ginagamit ng mga tsupitero pag sobrang baba ng value ng stocks nila, pwede ng ipaconvert sa certificates at ipamunas bg pwet para lang magkaron ng silbi.
  • Short term investment – as in literally short lang ang ilalagi ng investment mo b ago ito maglaho mula sa paulit ulit na pagkalugi.
  • Elliot wave analysis – Dalubhasang paraan ng pag alam ng movement ng stock sa pamamagitan ng pagkaway sa stock price habang gumagalaw papalayo ito sa iyong target price. Si Elliot ang unang tao na nakadiskubre kung pano kumaway ng tama
  • Candlestick reading analysis – pag wala ka ng pambayad ng kuryente, kailangan mo na talaga ng candlesticks para magbasa sa dilim.
  • Staying liquid – staying at home and drinking liquids to fight off depression. More specifically, alcoholic liquids. Johnny Walker = 100% liquid.
  • Tsupot – Tsupiterong Kuripot
  • Tsugi – Tsupiterong lugi
  • Ghost month – buwan kung kelan matumal ang kita at malas ,magbusiness. Para sa Chinese, ito ang August. Para sayo, September, October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June at July din.
  • P/E ratio – ratio of blood to urine whenever you P/E your pants.
  • LBI – List By Impentong Price. Gawain ng mga bagong list na kumpanya kung kupal ang mayari ng kumpanya at gusto nilang may pang party sila pagkatapos maglist sa PSE.
  • IPO – Initial Pampaluging Offer
  • Ceiling Price – presyo ng ceiling labuyo.
  • Broker – Ang mangyayari sayo pag broke ka na tapos nalugi ka pa rin.
  • Asset Consolidation – Act of gathering all the money of the stock holder’s before the company owners put them in a large bag and laugh all the way to the bank.
  • Resistance – part of the chart people want broken but never does.
  • Support – part of the chart people want to hold but never does.

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  • Stock Dividend – Number you use to divide your earnings after the price of the core stock holding drops from the number of stocks that flood the market.
  • Cash Dividend – In layman’s term “pansigarilyo lang bossing”
  • Ex date – Okay lang to, wag mo lang sasabihin sa asawa/gf mo na nakikipagkita ka pa sa kanya.
  • Condo ni Deniece Stock – Stock na aayain ka sa taas tapos pagdating dun wala pang isang minuto gugulpihin ka na.
  • Vhong Traders – Eto ung mg uto-uto na nainiwala agad agad sa mga text message at FB post (at nagugulpi ng wala sa oras)
  • Kwan ni Napoles Stock – Eto ung stock na pag dumugo, buong bayan nababadtrip.
  • Ben Hur Stock – Puro blind item lang lumalabas sa stock na ito pero wala naman nangyayari.

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This post is by Jethro Trogo, you can also check my previous article How to tell if somebody is a hardcore tsupitero

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By the way, this post is for fun only, we all need humor especially when you see Red’s on your portfolio :D

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